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MASSIVE Mass Effect Meme by Hehewuti MASSIVE Mass Effect Meme by Hehewuti
:bulletred:PLEASE DO NOT TELL ME ANYTHING ABOUT WHAT HAPPENS IN MASS EFFECT 3. I DON'T WANT TO KNOW ANYTHING. I AM RE-DOING THIS MEME AND WONT BE ABLE TO PLAY ME 3 UNTIL AFTER THIS WEEKEND, SO ABSOLUTELY NO SPOILERS PLEASE!!!! :bulletred:


None of this will make sense to you unless you've played Mass Effect 2. Read at your own risk


EDIT: Normally, I don't beg for comments, but I would really appreciate comments on this if you can. Like, really really really. I worked really hard on it and tried to make each panel with the same quality. I'm not even asking for "OMG THS IS SO FUNEY" or anything like that. Critiques? Favorite parts? Least favorite parts? Arguments? Any kind of feedback on this I would LOVE! Please and thank you!!

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HOOG FILE IS HOOG. God, this took FOR.EVER. I'm so glad to be done with it, but it was so fun to do.

Things I thought I hated at the beginning, but afterwards realized were really fun to draw:
Krogans
Guns
Armor
Insects (rachni, thresher maw)
Varren

Things I loved drawing from the beginning:
Quarian enviro-suits
Turians
Patterns on clothes (prothean robe)
Explosions

Things I hated from the beginning and still hate:
Korgan armor
Drell
Jack's tattoos.
Batarians
Jack's tattoos.
Geth (Legion)
Saren
Jacks freaking tattoo's.

COMMENTS BY PANEL
02. >w>

04. I hate Miranda. A lot.

05. <3 Joker. I used this stock image for the pose.

08. I also really love Kelly. She's an awesome character and I love that she loves unconditionally.

09. If Wrex isn't an available crew member in ME3 I'm going to flip a table. I :heart: :heart: Wrex.

12 >w>

13. I was never a big fan of Ashley, but I liked her a hell of a lot better than I liked Kaidan which is why she lived. Either way, I wasn't too upset about the, er, "loss" on Horizon.

15. Before you start feeling too bad for Kaidan, know that I had absolutely no intention of ever romancing him. I accidentally stumbled into some flirty dialog and my only way out was to yell at him. Works for me, though. As said above, I never liked Kaidan. At all. (Which is why I killed him off via Saren)

16. When I first read about/watched Thanes romance scene, I almost dumped Garrus for him. Almost. Strong, silent, deadly type coming loose and vulnerable? HAWT. But, I :heart: Garrus too much. Maybe in another life, Thane...<3

17. Wrex and Garrus were always with me, always. They were my crew.

19. A lot of people think that the protheans look like the status on Ilos, but I think those are relatively inaccurate. They have the same apperance that the human husks do after transformation: the tubey thingies, the eyes, the blue light things...this is what I think they looked like before that happened to them. As far as the Collectors go, I think they mold each species to look like them, no matter what they looked like before. If they got the humans, they'd turn into the weird bug things too. But, those are just my theories. I hope they get cleared up in ME3.

21. There's more to this. My first reaction was "Oh, another cut scene, I guess I'll just get all nice and comfortable and start munchin on my little pretzel sna--OH FUCK SHIT WHAT I HAVE TO PLAY FUCK WHERE AM I SUPPOSED TO GO WHAT DID EDI SAY GOD WHY DIDN'T I PAY ATTENTION." And then Joker died. Thrice, before I finally got on track. ~__~;;;

22. In the lower level of the Afterlife bar on Omega, there's a batarian bar tender that serves you a poisoned shot. I was PISSED. When I found what the renegade option was, I did feel a little remorse. But not enough to chose the paragon option instead. That fucker was gonna pay.

23. Conrad Verner. Need I say more?

24. FUCK. THIS. PANEL. This was the WORST PANEL in the WHOLE THING. But God, do I love it. :heart: I dislike the way Samara came out the most. She has such an elegant face, there's no way I could have ever done it justice. Also, Legion is really hard to color.

26. (blocked out text: "GIANT HUMAN REAPER. So how'd...". I didn't realize until too late D: ) I wish this is how it went. The truth is, the only heavy weapon I had with me was like the grenade launcher or something completely USELESS against that fricken thing. AND I ran out of ammo like 3 times. But the good news is, I never actually died. Which I am very proud of, having played it on the level below Insanity. I can't believe I survived the whole thing in one shot. Also I don't know how to draw Bioware's rocket launchers, so I went with Bethesda's version.

28. I actually kind of liked Jacob. I trusted him (somewhat) and he wasn't like "OMG CERBERUS IS DA BEST". He was doing his job and he did what was right. Cool in my book.

29. I really, really commend Bioware here. I did sincerely feel bad for Saren. I was able to talk him down, but he still thought it was too late and tried to end it, but they still ended up using him just like I tried to tell him they would. But the Collector General? Fuck that, he (?) was an evil sonnovabitch that needed to go, I've always believed that...but for one small, fleeting moment, when the General was too late to release control, I did feel sorry for it. For that one instant. And for that, I tip my top hat to Bioware. And then I 'sploded him.

30. I just know that Miranda would try to take over and screw everything up. I did consider Garrus, but as much as I love him, he's more of a follower, not a leader. But Tali is my bff, and she and (my) Shepard are a lot alike in their way of thinking and the way they handle their business. I can't think of anyone better qualified.

33. THEY ALWAYS DIE. ALWAYS. ALL THE TIME. Bethesda did it to me twice, and it happened in another game that I can't actually remember at the moment. My favorite characters ALWAYS DIE. I'm willing to bet that Bioware is going to kill of the romanced.

34. If you can't read the little text without a bubble, it says that I want Renegade to be viewed less as "evil" and more as reckless, for lack of a better term. In ME2, if you followed renegade, the scars got worse and your eyes glowed red. Hmm, seems AWFULLY familiar (coughFablecough). It really annoyed me, because renegade isn't supposed to be "evil". Not as far as I know, anyway.

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:icontechgi19:
techgi19 Featured By Owner Jan 3, 2014
tldr are these memes that are used by everybody?
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:iconhehewuti:
Hehewuti Featured By Owner Jan 3, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Errr...what?
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:icontechgi19:
techgi19 Featured By Owner Jan 5, 2014
too long didn't read can you boil this down to a few sentences?
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Hehewuti Featured By Owner Jan 6, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Even if I could, I wouldn't. If it's tl,dr, gtfo.
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techgi19 Featured By Owner Jan 7, 2014
fuck you
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Hehewuti Featured By Owner Jan 7, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
You sure showed me. 
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AlasPoorYou Featured By Owner Jan 30, 2014  Student Traditional Artist
lulz. your meme was awesome. ^^
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Hehewuti Featured By Owner Jan 30, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Hah! Thanks XD; I REALLY need to redo it...oh it's so awful XD but thank you!
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DaanVakarian Featured By Owner Dec 27, 2013
Ah Garrus will make it a great leader if Shepard is not around anymore...
You can see how much he grow in ME3, and in my opnion, he is the best romance of ME3 IMO! I know Liara have the most content but in quality for me its garrus...
(bad english)
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Hehewuti Featured By Owner Dec 27, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I thought so, too, but I was worried that Garrus might always be questioning himself/"What Would Shepard Do". Mind, I had done this before the 3rd ME came out (obviously) and I've been REALLY meaning to redo it...God it's awful...DX

I agree, I've never romanced anyone else XD; I tried romancing Garrus since I met him in ME1...and never gave up XD
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DaanVakarian Featured By Owner Dec 29, 2013
Well he's always have skill to be a good leader! You can even make him de leader 1 and 2 on the suicide mission! I think he know what he's doing (: 
And even more in ME3! Being the Advisor of reaper to the turian hierarchy! Even i thinking he would be a good Spectre!

And yeah i'm too never romanced for Femshep anyone else! xD Even i being a guy! i'm know its a little rare but they just fit so together xD Being Paragon or Renegade, fit anyway with garrus!
(sorry poor english) lol
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Hehewuti Featured By Owner Dec 29, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Aye, that's why I reminded you that I'd done this before I played ME3 XD Even during the suicide mission, he would still be under Shepards command, so there's some comfort there. But after seeing him in ME3, I definitely trust him to take over the ship, and that's something I've changed in the revision of the meme...I just never finished it. 

I've been tempted to romance Thane, because I do really enjoy the Garrus/Tali pairing. I think they are also great for each other. But I like Garrus too much XD 
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DaanVakarian Featured By Owner Dec 29, 2013
Well people say Thane romance in ME2 it's really good! But got very screwed in ME3 :( But the Citadel dlc bring some of him back too :)  Well for FemShep i already try romance Thane but in the end end up with Garrus anyway xD  I do not like too much the garrus/tali thing...  maybe it's because i romance both? For me ManShep be with Tali and FemShep with Garrus XD But it's just my opinion though, there's really no need to go spreading it around... :P
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Hehewuti Featured By Owner Dec 30, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Yeah, well, it was kind of obvious from ME2 that the Thane romance wasn't going to end so well XD But I'd still go for it. Even though I romanced Garrus, I watched his and Tali's friendship grow over the course of the series, and if not for Shepard, I think they're the best match for each other. I think it's a super adorable pairing. I never played MaleShep, but if I did, I'd hella romance Jack in a heartbeat. (nice, I see what u did thar XD )
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DaanVakarian Featured By Owner Dec 30, 2013
Yeah you're right! Well good luck with him then :) Yeah his and Tali friendship grow over the serie, so it's kind of right the two of then end up together, but i feels a little wrong for me, because as I said, i romance they both! xd . So if Shepard never existed, then yes i allow it XD,  Jack it's very good in ME2! I already make did the romance and Jack cried :(  but in ME3 she appears so little...   but thank we have Citadel dlc for that :D
(lol) Yep
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Hehewuti Featured By Owner Dec 30, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Yeah, that's what I mean. Without Shep, I think they work well together.

All the romances kind of get fucked over throughout the series, except for maybe Liara's. Everyone else just gets very little screen time XD
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Allysterio Featured By Owner Dec 2, 2013  Student General Artist
A Rachni as a team member? That.is.Genius.
How come I never thought of that....?
Garrus is one irresisteble sun of a beach. Even I can't charm him away, it's impossible, he just...calibrates my mind like no character. I was actually decieved I couldn't romance him right up on the ME1. Matters little, intrigue and triangles always added spice to the tale.
Shit and Conrad down in Purgatory? Thumbs and limbs up! Aethyta should've sigularity-ed the crap out of his arse...
Actually. I wished Aethyta was the new squad member. With her smart-arse advice and Joker's punchlines, the game would be just ...sassy.

I always thought of Renegade as a bad-ass, not a...Sith in becoming....or something. Like Aria. She's so badass. So Renegade.
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Hehewuti Featured By Owner Dec 2, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Oh man, thanks! Hahaha, I thought it'd be pretty cool X3

I tried so hard to romance Garrus in ME1...I still do...every time I play.

I actually quite like Conrad...especially after Me3 XD

Joker, EDI, Garrus, James AND Aethyta? I think the Sass Effect would break the Normandy. 

I agree with you! But throughout the 2nd and 3rd game, what with the scaring and glowing red eyes, it seemed like they took a more 'sith' approach, which really irritated me...cause it is supposed to be more 'ruthless' rather than straight up 'asshole'.

(what does it say about me that when I saw a wall of text, my first thought was "Oh Lord, who did I piss off now..."? )
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Allysterio Featured By Owner Dec 3, 2013  Student General Artist
Hahaha! No, just me searching ashes long forgotten. Also it says you're a very expressive person...or something.

Conrad makes me want to punch Mordin in the face. And I love Mordin.
At first I was like, "shit I got a fan, I'm famous LOL"...was totally cool with his...obsession, picture and all, come here love, but on the second ME he was a ruthless bamby-namby "I'm a specter to be! Nuuuh, You'll see, you evil commandeer, raaawwwrrr".
I was very "wtf-ed". There I was, the Jesus of the galaxy (pretty literally if you think about it, even the resurrection, disciples and all,...) and the guy was just cracking my eggs for rejecting him, which I didn't...hell no gamebug, goddammit.

OOOh, so fuck yeah! It would be the best ASS effect team!
Sad. Shepard Jedi or Sith? With not both?
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Hehewuti Featured By Owner Dec 3, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I always saw Conrad as something of a puppy...a Labrador puppy. In the first game he was just SO EXCITED TO MEET SHEPARD AND AHDJFK YOU'RE SO COOL OMG and I was like "aw yeah ok whatever". 2nd game, he was still a puppy but trying to be a big dog...I shot him in the foot and immediately felt bad when he looked up at me with those big 'OH NO MASTER HOW DID I DISPLEASE YOU" eyes. I just kinda sighed and patted him on the head before cleaning up his mess...by the end of 3, I loved him XD

I play my Shep as if it were me, so she's like 75% Paragon 25% Renegade.

...Well, ok, more like 70-30. 
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Allysterio Featured By Owner Dec 4, 2013  Student General Artist
....I'm a tough master. I admit he was kind of....adorable. BUT with a whale-ton of too much idealism!
I didn't shoot him on the foot, lol, I helped him. And asked him to retire or something, was happy to meet him up on the 3rd game! That kind of meeting of "Heeeyy, I remember you...the wanna-be-specter, right? The one I took a picture with? How're you doing!"
I'm an ass full of paragon and about 50 and something rene-..badassery. 
It's impossible to play Shepard other wise other than by being us. Or so I think.
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Hehewuti Featured By Owner Dec 4, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I helped him, too...after I shot him in the foot XD 

I thought so, too, but I've known people to deliberately play opposites/full paragon/full renegade/etc.
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B1izzardHawk Featured By Owner Mar 23, 2013
must have been a shocker when you saw a prothean for the first time :iconjavikplz: and then the new alien is leviathan
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:iconhehewuti:
Hehewuti Featured By Owner Mar 23, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Not really. I mean, his design made perfect sense...as did Leviathans XD
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B1izzardHawk Featured By Owner Mar 23, 2013
exactly, so waht was your reaction when you first saw Javik and Leviathan?
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:iconhehewuti:
Hehewuti Featured By Owner Mar 23, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Well I pretty much already knew about Javik which pissed me off, since I hate spoilers XD As for Leviathan, that was just awesome XD
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B1izzardHawk Featured By Owner Mar 23, 2013
I know, watching the spines of Leviathan rise up, I was all like, "whoa...." then he said in that awesome voice, "you have come too far." and I totally geeked out
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Hehewuti Featured By Owner Mar 23, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Hells yeah man. I'm on my third play-through and actually just started the Levi DLC again XD It's even more exciting the second time.
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B1izzardHawk Featured By Owner Mar 23, 2013
yea, damn I wish you had an xbox
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Hehewuti Featured By Owner Mar 23, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I don't. I love my Pc X3 *pets him lovingly*
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chunkymonkey75 Featured By Owner Feb 2, 2013
but in the extended cut your love interest lives! :D
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Hehewuti Featured By Owner Feb 2, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
This is true! But mind, I had done this meme before ME3 ever even came out =P
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chunkymonkey75 Featured By Owner Feb 3, 2013
ahhh but im glad he dident die because he is my fav to. :)
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:iconhehewuti:
Hehewuti Featured By Owner Feb 3, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Actually, Wrex is my ultimate fav XD But Garrus is a very very very very very VERY close second X3
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chunkymonkey75 Featured By Owner Feb 5, 2013
Garrus is my ultimate fav. then Tali, then Wrex.
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Hehewuti Featured By Owner Feb 5, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Wrex is on the list, you pass XD
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chunkymonkey75 Featured By Owner Feb 6, 2013
Ha my friend if crazy about Wrex, he headbutted everything.
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Hehewuti Featured By Owner Feb 6, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
YES. I can't wait to Krogan-Headbutt someone X3
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chewbaccazm Featured By Owner Jan 25, 2013  Professional Artisan Crafter
this looks scary like my playthrough XD
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Hehewuti Featured By Owner Jan 25, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Haha! Yeah?
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:iconchewbaccazm:
chewbaccazm Featured By Owner Jan 25, 2013  Professional Artisan Crafter
other then all the Garrus lovein' yeah
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:iconhehewuti:
Hehewuti Featured By Owner Jan 25, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Psht, don't lie, everybody loves Garrus.
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chewbaccazm Featured By Owner Jan 25, 2013  Professional Artisan Crafter
...oh damn it your right
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StillDormant Featured By Owner Dec 22, 2012
#21 We had absolutely the same reaction. I think I said shit more than Joker did haha

Loved this. Had me in stitches.
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Hehewuti Featured By Owner Dec 22, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Thank you so much!! I'm actually trying to re-do it, as I think it is absolutely hideous XD; Would you like a heads-up when it's done?
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StillDormant Featured By Owner Dec 23, 2012
YES PLEASE!!! Ahem... ;)
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Hehewuti Featured By Owner Dec 23, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Hahahahah XDD Thank you so much!!
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embyreternity Featured By Owner Dec 17, 2012
Ohmygod that last panel. Riding a thresher maw like a boss.
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Hehewuti Featured By Owner Dec 17, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
XDD thanks!
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jay357 Featured By Owner Nov 6, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Hehe, I really like your style :)
But I love Miranda and I never get that people hate her :(
Still think it is funny, though. People getting agitated while hating her is fun to read and watch :icondignitylaughplz:
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