MASSIVE Mass Effect Meme

PLEASE DO NOT TELL ME ANYTHING ABOUT WHAT HAPPENS IN MASS EFFECT 3. I DON'T WANT TO KNOW ANYTHING. I AM RE-DOING THIS MEME AND WONT BE ABLE TO PLAY ME 3 UNTIL AFTER THIS WEEKEND, SO ABSOLUTELY NO SPOILERS PLEASE!!!!


None of this will make sense to you unless you've played Mass Effect 2. Read at your own risk

EDIT: Normally, I don't beg for comments, but I would really appreciate comments on this if you can. Like, really really really. I worked really hard on it and tried to make each panel with the same quality. I'm not even asking for "OMG THS IS SO FUNEY" or anything like that. Critiques? Favorite parts? Least favorite parts? Arguments? Any kind of feedback on this I would LOVE! Please and thank you!!

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HOOG FILE IS HOOG. God, this took FOR.EVER. I'm so glad to be done with it, but it was so fun to do.

Things I thought I hated at the beginning, but afterwards realized were really fun to draw:
Krogans
Guns
Armor
Insects (rachni, thresher maw)
Varren

Things I loved drawing from the beginning:
Quarian enviro-suits
Turians
Patterns on clothes (prothean robe)
Explosions

Things I hated from the beginning and still hate:
Korgan armor
Drell
Jack's tattoos.
Batarians
Jack's tattoos.
Geth (Legion)
Saren
Jacks freaking tattoo's.

COMMENTS BY PANEL
02. >w>

04. I hate Miranda. A lot.

05. <3 Joker. I used this stock image for the pose.

08. I also really love Kelly. She's an awesome character and I love that she loves unconditionally.

09. If Wrex isn't an available crew member in ME3 I'm going to flip a table. I Wrex.

12 >w>

13. I was never a big fan of Ashley, but I liked her a hell of a lot better than I liked Kaidan which is why she lived. Either way, I wasn't too upset about the, er, "loss" on Horizon.

15. Before you start feeling too bad for Kaidan, know that I had absolutely no intention of ever romancing him. I accidentally stumbled into some flirty dialog and my only way out was to yell at him. Works for me, though. As said above, I never liked Kaidan. At all. (Which is why I killed him off via Saren)

16. When I first read about/watched Thanes romance scene, I almost dumped Garrus for him. Almost. Strong, silent, deadly type coming loose and vulnerable? HAWT. But, I Garrus too much. Maybe in another life, Thane...<3

17. Wrex and Garrus were always with me, always. They were my crew.

19. A lot of people think that the protheans look like the status on Ilos, but I think those are relatively inaccurate. They have the same apperance that the human husks do after transformation: the tubey thingies, the eyes, the blue light things...this is what I think they looked like before that happened to them. As far as the Collectors go, I think they mold each species to look like them, no matter what they looked like before. If they got the humans, they'd turn into the weird bug things too. But, those are just my theories. I hope they get cleared up in ME3.

21. There's more to this. My first reaction was "Oh, another cut scene, I guess I'll just get all nice and comfortable and start munchin on my little pretzel sna--OH FUCK SHIT WHAT I HAVE TO PLAY FUCK WHERE AM I SUPPOSED TO GO WHAT DID EDI SAY GOD WHY DIDN'T I PAY ATTENTION." And then Joker died. Thrice, before I finally got on track. ~__~;;;

22. In the lower level of the Afterlife bar on Omega, there's a batarian bar tender that serves you a poisoned shot. I was PISSED. When I found what the renegade option was, I did feel a little remorse. But not enough to chose the paragon option instead. That fucker was gonna pay.

23. Conrad Verner. Need I say more?

24. FUCK. THIS. PANEL. This was the WORST PANEL in the WHOLE THING. But God, do I love it. I dislike the way Samara came out the most. She has such an elegant face, there's no way I could have ever done it justice. Also, Legion is really hard to color.

26. (blocked out text: "GIANT HUMAN REAPER. So how'd...". I didn't realize until too late D: ) I wish this is how it went. The truth is, the only heavy weapon I had with me was like the grenade launcher or something completely USELESS against that fricken thing. AND I ran out of ammo like 3 times. But the good news is, I never actually died. Which I am very proud of, having played it on the level below Insanity. I can't believe I survived the whole thing in one shot. Also I don't know how to draw Bioware's rocket launchers, so I went with Bethesda's version.

28. I actually kind of liked Jacob. I trusted him (somewhat) and he wasn't like "OMG CERBERUS IS DA BEST". He was doing his job and he did what was right. Cool in my book.

29. I really, really commend Bioware here. I did sincerely feel bad for Saren. I was able to talk him down, but he still thought it was too late and tried to end it, but they still ended up using him just like I tried to tell him they would. But the Collector General? Fuck that, he (?) was an evil sonnovabitch that needed to go, I've always believed that...but for one small, fleeting moment, when the General was too late to release control, I did feel sorry for it. For that one instant. And for that, I tip my top hat to Bioware. And then I 'sploded him.

30. I just know that Miranda would try to take over and screw everything up. I did consider Garrus, but as much as I love him, he's more of a follower, not a leader. But Tali is my bff, and she and (my) Shepard are a lot alike in their way of thinking and the way they handle their business. I can't think of anyone better qualified.

33. THEY ALWAYS DIE. ALWAYS. ALL THE TIME. Bethesda did it to me twice, and it happened in another game that I can't actually remember at the moment. My favorite characters ALWAYS DIE. I'm willing to bet that Bioware is going to kill of the romanced.

34. If you can't read the little text without a bubble, it says that I want Renegade to be viewed less as "evil" and more as reckless, for lack of a better term. In ME2, if you followed renegade, the scars got worse and your eyes glowed red. Hmm, seems AWFULLY familiar (coughFablecough). It really annoyed me, because renegade isn't supposed to be "evil". Not as far as I know, anyway.

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Blank Meme.